Nosemonkey points us in the direction of a quickie political affiliation quiz by Larry Teabag. Having had a look at the 15 questions, I made the following comment:
Unfortunately for me, the answer to most of the questions was “neither”, which hampered me somewhat. I wonder what that makes me? Apart from an awkward bugger?
To which Larry replies:
Well to cut and paste the answer I gave to someone in my comments: “that makes you irresponsibly apathetic. You sleep-walk your way through life refusing to tackle any issues which make you uncomfortable. On the rare occasion that you do engage your brain to think about politics at some superficial level, you try to be all things to all men, and end up hopelessly straddling every fence going. You’re paralysed by indecision, and incapable of forming your own opinions. You don’t vote for anyone, and your blog of choice is probably the personal website of some tedious trainspotter or something.”
Don’t give up the day job, Larry. 
Luckily and unusually I quite enjoy my day-job, which as you say is probably for the best… Cheers for the link though!
Anytime 😀