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Prickly Customers

May 31, 2017 Longrider 4

Apparently cacti are making a comeback. Life doesn’t come much more easycare than a cactus. If you want to make a cactus happy, give it […]

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Hysterical, Much?

May 31, 2017 Longrider 8

Paddy Pantsdown thinks we are experiencing something just like Germany in the 1930s. Paddy Ashdown has said he sees horrifying parallels between 1930s Germany and […]

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Yes? And? So?

May 28, 2017 Longrider 3

Political party advertises politics. The Observer has obtained a series of Conservative party attack ads sent to voters last week in the key marginal constituency […]

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The Inbetweeny

May 26, 2017 Longrider 1

I hadn’t expected the insurance to pay out so soon on the RT. Consequently, I arranged the purchase of a late, low mileage F800GT as […]

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Twat!

May 26, 2017 Longrider 21

Utter, utter twat! British Government: Ban all religions in the UK Why this is important We owe it to our children to safeguard them from […]

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Art for Art’s Sake

May 24, 2017 Longrider 10

Oh, my. Apparently, we white honkies cannot write about black people in our stories. Bestseller Anthony Horowitz was “warned off” including a black character in […]

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Personal Stuff

May 23, 2017 Longrider 32

Some good news. Some awful news. My insurance company has agreed a settlement on the bike merely a week after it went missing. As they […]

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Objectionable BBC

May 21, 2017 Longrider 8

Be careful what you say to Auntie. The BBC is threatening to report users to their bosses if they leave ‘offensive’ comments on one of […]

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Idiots

May 21, 2017 Longrider 11

Snowflake students again. Friends of the late Lou Reed responded on Saturday with disbelief to a claim by a Canadian student body that the singer’s […]