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One…Two… Three…

April 14, 2024 Longrider 11

It’s all kicking off. RAF jets have been used to shoot down Iranian drones after Tehran announced it had launched an attack on Israel in what threatens to become […]

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As Rebrands Go…

April 12, 2024 Longrider 12

This one is probably a waste of time. Animal lovers and long-term donors have blasted the RSPCA for its ‘woke‘ rebrand which seemingly casts dairy and […]

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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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We’re All Far Right

April 7, 2024 Longrider 8

The Guardian is objectively far left. So far to the left, Uncle Joe would have difficulty recognising them. Neo-Nazi and far-right agitators are exploiting Scotland’s new hate crime […]

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April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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The Eyes Have It

April 5, 2024 Longrider 4

Manufactured outrage. Greg James has issued an apology after he and Chris Smith made an “ableist” comment about Mrs Twit’s glass eye in a promotional video for their […]

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Um… Nah

April 4, 2024 Longrider 16

Scared off, maybe. Shirley Rosemary Flynn believes her beauty is getting in the way of her finding love. The 41-year-old model claims she can’t get […]

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You What?

April 4, 2024 Longrider 9

You are kidding me. If you see a chain dangling from a house’s gutter you might just assume it is a quirky piece garden decor, […]