The chaos and disruption of an invasion of middle-class mums and their spoilt children makes a Hell’s Angels rampage look like nothing, a cafe owner has claimed.
Helen Archer’s Bournemouth cafe is regularly taken over by affluent mothers screaming in her face about gluten and reacting violently to any attempt to curb their offspring’s creativity.
She said: “I don’t mind the bikers. Sometimes they smash up a chair or two, but it’s only because their toxic masculinity makes it hard for them to express their emotions.
“But get a couple of MILFs with pushchairs in and I’m trembling behind the counter in abject fear as Conrad and Jocasta smear jam everywhere and pummel the furniture with their wooden toys.
“They arrive mob-handed and act like they own the place…
Notice the crowd thins dramatically for the sidecars. Even the Marshall chose to sit that one out.
And one – presumably unisex – portaloo for the crowd. Yeh sure, weeds’ll do just fine.
@Smoking Scot
Sidecars: “passenger” is brave/mad. Crashes less frequent. Spectators like crashes.
Toilets: hah, Mrs Pcar was shocked (I wasn’t) when none at an NI event, local girl told her to climb over fence and go into trees.
OT Weekend Humour
Cafe owner would prefer invasion of bikers than middle-class mums
🙂
I’ll save them the Google.
MILF. Mum I’d Like to Fuck.
Neat!