Articles by Longrider
When a Foot isn’t a Foot
Typical of behaviour across the pond is this rush to legal action over trivia. Two New Jersey men are set to sue the sandwich maker […]
Except they Ain’t
Suzanne Moore on cats. Cats don’t care about anything, have tiny brains and are quite stupid, but you are not allowed to say this because […]
Had One of These
Barely has the Truecall silenced the spammers and scammers plaguing my landline, than I start getting unsolicited calls on my mobile. The wide boy on […]
The Bansturbators are Never Sated
Two popular soft drinks, Lucozade and Ribena, are to be reformulated to contain less sugar, public health minister Anna Soubry has announced as part of […]
Another Cat Hater
Gareth Morgan trots out the usual cat hating bollocks. For thousands of years, New Zealand’s birds flourished with no predators. Some species, such as the […]
Misanthropy
David Attenborough peddling Malthusianism. “We are a plague on the Earth. It’s coming home to roost over the next 50 years or so. It’s not […]
The State is Mother…
The State is Mother, the State is Father – with apologies to the creators of Babylon 5. Firstly, the Jewell robber takes us to Chicago […]
Waiting for Gozo
Things have been a bit quiet around here lately. Mrs L and I have been away on a winter break in Malta. We are back […]