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About That Closet

April 24, 2024 Longrider 14

It was there for a reason. Parents at a Church of England primary school have complained after claiming that a trans supply teacher told seven-year-old […]

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Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

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Claptrap

April 17, 2024 Longrider 10

The virus has well and truly destroyed the host. Kevin Legge, an experienced manager in his early 50s who was based in Peterborough, claimed he […]

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Only Israel

April 15, 2024 Longrider 20

It seems that the usual rules don’t apply when it comes to Israel. The atrocity that happened last October was a reasonable justification for turning […]

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As Rebrands Go…

April 12, 2024 Longrider 12

This one is probably a waste of time. Animal lovers and long-term donors have blasted the RSPCA for its ‘woke‘ rebrand which seemingly casts dairy and […]

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We’re All Far Right

April 7, 2024 Longrider 8

The Guardian is objectively far left. So far to the left, Uncle Joe would have difficulty recognising them. Neo-Nazi and far-right agitators are exploiting Scotland’s new hate crime […]

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No

April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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The Eyes Have It

April 5, 2024 Longrider 4

Manufactured outrage. Greg James has issued an apology after he and Chris Smith made an “ableist” comment about Mrs Twit’s glass eye in a promotional video for their […]

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You What?

April 4, 2024 Longrider 9

You are kidding me. If you see a chain dangling from a house’s gutter you might just assume it is a quirky piece garden decor, […]