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Play Stupid Games

January 6, 2025 Longrider 9

Win stupid prizes. A British tourist was killed in a horror motorcycle crash as he rode without a helmet while holidaying in Thailand. Regan Kelly, 28, […]

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A Villain

January 4, 2025 Longrider 4

Villain or saint? Cycling vigilante Cycling Mikey is considered the bane of London’s roads due to his holier than thou antics. However, in a shocking […]

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Happy Vilemas

December 25, 2024 Longrider 11

For your delectation, the latest piece of road rage from the eternally vile Jeremy Vine. Egotist, prick and all-around nasty piece of work. Although this […]

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Experts

September 7, 2024 Longrider 12

Whenever I see ‘experts‘ being reported in the news, my head sinks into my hands. Drivers over 70 should have compulsory eyesight tests with some […]

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Good Lord!

May 27, 2024 Longrider 5

We are surrounded by fools. A rather confusing looking road sign has left drivers absolutely baffled, with one person declaring they have ‘no idea’ what […]

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Dear DVSA

May 15, 2024 Longrider 10

This letter is sellotaped to the window of the local test centre. Yes, it’s dated February, but I don’t usually go into the waiting room, […]

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Can’t Argue With That

May 7, 2024 Longrider 12

Arrogant Vile. Jeremy Vine exploded with rage over a video featuring a cyclist colliding with a vehicle, like he had done himself last year. The BBC Radio […]

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Element D

March 18, 2024 Longrider 14

The CBT course is divided into five elements. Element D is where we talk about the road. This includes such things as visibility, vulnerability, the […]

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Vile Strikes Again

September 16, 2023 Longrider 19

Jeremy Vile is, perhaps, the worst possible advocate for cycling. A pompous, self-righteous arsehole who will actively put himself in harm’s way to prove a […]