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Yeah, Fuck Off

October 15, 2023 Longrider 11

Tim Cook can stick his apples up his arse. Apple’s CEO Tim Cook has revealed why the company releases a new phone each year, if […]

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You Have to Laugh

April 12, 2021 Longrider 4

NHS App blocked. Ministers have paused a planned update to the NHS Covid-19 app after Apple and Google blocked it from their stores over privacy violations. Oh, […]

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And on the Subject

June 23, 2020 Longrider 11

…Of rampant nannying and control freakery, Apple can go fuck themselves as well. Apple’s latest Watch update encourage users to wash their hands properly by […]

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I’m With Apple

February 18, 2016 Longrider 5

You won’t hear me say this often, but on this occasion, I stand firmly with Apple. Apple chief executive Tim Cook says the FBI’s court […]

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Bollocks!

September 10, 2014 Longrider 8

This cockwaffle. It would be far better for all concerned, except the shareholders, if we simply expropriated Apple and its competitors, and turned the entire […]

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How to Lose Customers

March 3, 2014 Longrider 3

Apple again… Addressing he NCPPR representative directly, he said: “If you want me to do things only for ROI [return on investment] reasons, you should […]

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We Do Have A Choice

September 10, 2013 Longrider 12

While I sympathise with Dan Gillmore’s attitude towards Apple, I’m not sure I can get too incensed about it. The reason I left prompts me […]