first world problems

I’m Pretty Sure No Effort Was Involved

May 4, 2024 Longrider 9

Celibate for eight years. Right now, as I write, I haven’t had sex in 3,089 days.(If I had known that the last time I had […]

Gull Liable

February 7, 2017 Longrider 4

Clearly, we have run out of things to worry about. Concerns over “aggressive” seagulls are to be raised in Parliament, with ministers being urged to […]

First World Problems

March 25, 2014 Longrider 2

Gender neutral pronouns. When I set about revising Plain Words, the guide to English usage by my great-grandfather, Ernest Gowers, I soon realised that applying the […]

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