Month: August 2018

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Sigh…

August 26, 2018 Longrider 1

They are tortoises. The European law enforcement agency says Spanish police have shut down what they believe to be Europe’s biggest illegal turtle farm, selling endangered species worth […]

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Sigh… No.

August 26, 2018 Longrider 11

Absolutely not. Tour de France champion Geraint Thomas has said cyclists should be forced to wear helmets. The cycling professional, from Cardiff, Wales, said there was “no reason” not to […]

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Wonga Wow

August 26, 2018 Longrider 5

Well, that was a brief existence in the light. Britain’s biggest payday lender, Wonga, is teetering on the brink of collapse following a surge of customer […]

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Who Dug Tarzan Up?

August 25, 2018 Longrider 19

Good Lord! Michael Heseltine has cast doubt over Theresa May securing a Brexit deal that can pass the Commons as he threw his support behind The Independent’s campaign for a new EU referendum. Okay, […]

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Come Back Jim Hacker

August 24, 2018 Longrider 23

And the British banger… Or pasty in this case. A Cornish woman who fulfilled her dream of opening her own bakery has sparked outraged with […]

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Well, Quite

August 24, 2018 Longrider 7

“Given the pleasure presumably associated with moderate drinking, claiming there is no ‘safe’ level does not seem an argument for abstention,” he said. “There is […]

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Hello Dolly

August 24, 2018 Longrider 3

They don’t get it. They really, really don’t get it. Jeremy Corbyn has proposed establishing a British digital corporation that would commission online TV, offer easy […]

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Heh!

August 20, 2018 Longrider 16

I see that Jamie Oliver is in trouble over his jerk rice. Well, yes, he is a jerk, so what’s the problem? Oh, I see, […]

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Right

August 15, 2018 Longrider 17

Of course he is… The Westminster terror suspect’s family today insisted he is a ‘normal person’ as it emerged he told friends he was going […]

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Oh, FFS!

August 15, 2018 Longrider 4

Bye bye Arkwight. They were acting on a complaint that the goods kept outside on the pavement were a health and safety risk. Seriously? Health […]