No, seriously, why?
A mother-of-five has become the first person to die from a Brazilian Bum Lift procedure in the UK.
Alice Webb, 34, passed away on Monday just hours after having the surgery, which is believed to have been performed in the West Country.
Gloucestershire Police are understood to be investigating the death and the surgeon – whose identity MailOnline knows – has been arrested.
A stupid, stupid waste of life. But why do women think their bums need to be bigger? I can recall them complaining about bums being too big. And given the risks involved in this particular procedure, why again. Why? I don’t get it. It isn’t because men want to see women looking like the back end of a bus. See also the obscene trout pout.
There are plenty of fantastic arses at the gym, they come in lots of different sizes but are all good. Of course the gym is the place to go if you want to improve the shape of your behind, a much better bet than having surgery.
But that’s hard work, getting someone else to carve it into shape isn’t.