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The Smell of Desperation

January 28, 2024 Longrider 10

Beards. Yup beards. That’s what’s going to lose the Tories the election. It’s a case of ‘hair yesterday, gone today’ for Tory MPs who are shaving off […]

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Good Riddance

February 15, 2023 Longrider 9

This is what happens when you try to square fantasy with reality. Nicola Sturgeon has resigned as Scotland’s first minister in a surprise decision that […]

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Okay, Hands Up

May 8, 2022 Longrider 3

Who was alive 800 years ago? You? Well, you can damned well apologise, then. The Church of England is to apologise for its “shameful actions” […]

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How Not to Respond

April 22, 2022 Longrider 9

Oh dear, having a temper tantrum are we? The unnamed boss, from Chicago, was tipped over the edge when three sales reps gave two weeks notice […]

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Words Have Meaning

March 2, 2022 Longrider 7

I am sick and tired of the word ‘genocide’ being bandied about. Russia has today stepped up its attacks on Ukraine’s major cities as officials […]

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Quelle Surprise

September 17, 2018 Longrider 12

Whodathunkit? A large minority of people in the UK believe multiculturalism has undermined British culture and that migrants do not properly integrate, according to some […]

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All Depends

September 8, 2018 Longrider 10

If people want it, then it will thrive. If they don’t, it won’t. Simple. The bakery chain Greggs has sparked fury after it opened its […]

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Come Back Jim Hacker

August 24, 2018 Longrider 23

And the British banger… Or pasty in this case. A Cornish woman who fulfilled her dream of opening her own bakery has sparked outraged with […]

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In Which I Agree…

December 28, 2017 Longrider 9

With Owen Jones! Yes, Owen Jones. The establishment is a safety net for the shameful and the shameless. Once you’re in, you’re in: and even […]

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Idiotic Drivel

December 13, 2017 Longrider 9

Sigh… We can stop big firms robbing us of tax. Here’s how It starts badly and goes downhill from there… The Paradise Papers revelations have again raised […]