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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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The Eyes Have It

April 5, 2024 Longrider 4

Manufactured outrage. Greg James has issued an apology after he and Chris Smith made an “ableist” comment about Mrs Twit’s glass eye in a promotional video for their […]

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Hilarious

April 3, 2024 Longrider 15

Useless Yousef has been hoist with his own petard. Humza Yousaf has reportedly been hit with more complaints than JK Rowling under the SNP‘s controversial new hate crime laws. […]

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Good Lord

March 26, 2024 Longrider 5

They couldn’t even give me a jibby jabby, let alone sell me one. Brits will be able to buy Covid jabs privately from Boots as […]

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And Right On Cue…

March 24, 2024 Longrider 22

Peter Hitchens whines about the clocks going forward. People will do the weirdest things if they can be persuaded that they are normal. It is as […]

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Three Out of Three

March 8, 2024 Longrider 5

John Lydon is a good chap. John Lydon has lashed out at the apparent effects of immigration in the UK during a fiery interview in which he […]

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Good Lord

March 7, 2024 Longrider 1

I smell a scam. A 62-year-old man from Germany has, against medical advice, been vaccinated 217 times against Covid, doctors report. The bizarre case is […]

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Okay, Fine

March 6, 2024 Longrider 8

Tenerife wants the tourists to bugger off. Tourists have been met with a stern order to go home by locals in Tenerife fed up with […]

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Dream Team

March 4, 2024 Longrider 4

So Gorgeous George is to be sworn in. The new MP already appears to be scheming even before his return to the green benches after […]