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Roll On

May 27, 2024 Longrider 3

The cheese rolls on. A gorilla lost his head, an American YouTuber risked death and a German man tumbled his way to victory today – […]

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Oh Dear, How Sad

May 20, 2024 Longrider 11

Never mind. Raisi was confirmed dead on the morning of May 20 after an hours-long search for him and Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian following a helicopter crash. A […]

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Gimme Gimme Gimme

May 19, 2024 Longrider 10

Compo. A parking firm has been trying to charge people to park on their own land, according to furious homeowners, threatening them with a £100 […]

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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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The Eyes Have It

April 5, 2024 Longrider 4

Manufactured outrage. Greg James has issued an apology after he and Chris Smith made an “ableist” comment about Mrs Twit’s glass eye in a promotional video for their […]

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April 3, 2024 Longrider 15

Useless Yousef has been hoist with his own petard. Humza Yousaf has reportedly been hit with more complaints than JK Rowling under the SNP‘s controversial new hate crime laws. […]

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Good Lord

March 26, 2024 Longrider 5

They couldn’t even give me a jibby jabby, let alone sell me one. Brits will be able to buy Covid jabs privately from Boots as […]

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And Right On Cue…

March 24, 2024 Longrider 22

Peter Hitchens whines about the clocks going forward. People will do the weirdest things if they can be persuaded that they are normal. It is as […]