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No Offers

July 20, 2024 Longrider 7

I don’t like the buying and selling process. The haggling simply doesn’t come naturally to me and I avoid it. However, as I need to […]

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June 19, 2024 Longrider 14

I normally avoid charities like the proverbial plague. They have long since lost sight of what they are supposed to be about. However, I have […]

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More Chips Please

June 10, 2024 Longrider 16

The Daily Mail runs with a scare story regarding the new law on cats being microchipped. Millions of cat owners face paying a hefty £500 […]

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Good Lord!

May 27, 2024 Longrider 5

We are surrounded by fools. A rather confusing looking road sign has left drivers absolutely baffled, with one person declaring they have ‘no idea’ what […]

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May 15, 2024 Longrider 10

This letter is sellotaped to the window of the local test centre. Yes, it’s dated February, but I don’t usually go into the waiting room, […]

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A Milestone

May 12, 2024 Longrider 26

As we grow up and older, we pass milestones along our journey. My first day at school is embedded in my memory. I didn’t like […]

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Can’t Argue With That

May 7, 2024 Longrider 12

Arrogant Vile. Jeremy Vine exploded with rage over a video featuring a cyclist colliding with a vehicle, like he had done himself last year. The BBC Radio […]

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Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

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When the Phone Rings

March 26, 2024 Longrider 7

Unless I recognise the caller’s number, I usually reject the call. I had just renewed my motorcycle insurance and thought it might be them calling […]