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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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We’re All Far Right

April 7, 2024 Longrider 8

The Guardian is objectively far left. So far to the left, Uncle Joe would have difficulty recognising them. Neo-Nazi and far-right agitators are exploiting Scotland’s new hate crime […]

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No

April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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Hilarious

April 3, 2024 Longrider 15

Useless Yousef has been hoist with his own petard. Humza Yousaf has reportedly been hit with more complaints than JK Rowling under the SNP‘s controversial new hate crime laws. […]

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Oh, Yes, I am

April 1, 2024 Longrider 8

I have a free TV licence. I am certainly eligible. The TV licence fee has gone up by £10.50 today after a price hike was confirmed […]

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Off to A Flying Start

April 1, 2024 Longrider 8

J K Rowling is a super troll. JK Rowling has unleashed her fury at Scotland’s new hate crime law which could see people arrested for using […]

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Play Stupid Games

March 31, 2024 Longrider 9

Let ’em drown. Nine new boats with migrants on them arrived in the UK today, despite the treacherous and deadly conditions in the English Channgel. […]

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I’m With Lee

March 31, 2024 Longrider 11

Fuck Ramadmalangalonadingdon. We are not a Muslim shithole – although visitors to London might have second thoughts on that one. Current Reform UK MP and former Deputy […]

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Good For Him

March 30, 2024 Longrider 8

Someone called Olly, who I have never heard of until now is standing firm. Olly Alexander has rejected calls to pull out of the Eurovision […]