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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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No

April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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Idiot!

March 28, 2024 Longrider 4

The stupid, it hurts. A councilwoman is facing calls to resign from her role after she shared an “offensive” meme on social media which seemingly […]

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Who’s Daft?

March 2, 2024 Longrider 3

Labour is. Outdated rules preventing potential recruits joining the armed forces will be scrapped under Labour plans to end a manpower crisis. Shadow Defence Secretary […]

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Iz It Coz I Iz Black?

February 25, 2024 Longrider 13

Maybe. A black father claims he was ‘racially profiled’ and ‘refused service’ at an arts and crafts store when buying paint for his son because […]

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Claptrap

February 17, 2024 Longrider 16

Modern media outlets really are dreadful. Older drivers could be forced to retake driving test at 65 under new proposals Yeah… Er, no actually. Older […]

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Yes, It Is

February 11, 2024 Longrider 4

Get over yourself. Food Allergy Canada said that food allergy was “no laughing matter” Anything can be a laughing matter. For some, the darker, the […]

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Who is to Blame?

February 7, 2024 Longrider 33

Rowan Atkinson, apparently. Sales of new electric cars have been slowing down in Britain, raising questions over whether the public could be falling out of […]

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I’m Bored Now

February 4, 2024 Longrider 5

It’s February. We tend to get cold weather in January and February, even into March in these northern climes. Since Christmas, we’ve had repeated warnings […]