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Good Lord!

May 27, 2024 Longrider 5

We are surrounded by fools. A rather confusing looking road sign has left drivers absolutely baffled, with one person declaring they have ‘no idea’ what […]

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Only An Extrovert

May 20, 2024 Longrider 14

Could have written this drivel. How important are you? So ­important that only other important ­people are permitted to speak to you? So eminent your […]

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Gimme Gimme Gimme

May 19, 2024 Longrider 10

Compo. A parking firm has been trying to charge people to park on their own land, according to furious homeowners, threatening them with a £100 […]

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May 15, 2024 Longrider 10

This letter is sellotaped to the window of the local test centre. Yes, it’s dated February, but I don’t usually go into the waiting room, […]

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Kill the Goose

April 8, 2024 Longrider 9

That lays the golden egg. Furious locals in Lanzarote are erecting fake ‘closed due to overcrowding’ signs at island beauty spots in a new dirty […]

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April 6, 2024 Longrider 15

We had this debate twenty years ago, you utter cretin. ‘Britain has never been a ‘papers, please’ society,” said Jacob Rees-Mogg, speaking on his GB News […]

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March 28, 2024 Longrider 4

The stupid, it hurts. A councilwoman is facing calls to resign from her role after she shared an “offensive” meme on social media which seemingly […]

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Who’s Daft?

March 2, 2024 Longrider 3

Labour is. Outdated rules preventing potential recruits joining the armed forces will be scrapped under Labour plans to end a manpower crisis. Shadow Defence Secretary […]