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We Are Doomed

January 13, 2024 Longrider 8

Doomed, I tell you. On New Year’s Eve, Meagan Howard waited outside a Target in Louisiana to buy this season’s most coveted accessory: a shiny […]

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Go Fuck Yourself

January 5, 2024 Longrider 14

Kirsty Allsopp. Kirstie Allsopp has aired her gripe with the new build housing market. The Location, Location, Location presenter says detached houses should no longer be constructed in […]

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Centrists

December 28, 2023 Longrider 8

We are often regaled with claptrap about the ‘far right’ – never the far left, mind, it’s always the right. By whom? By people who […]

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Nasty Moron of the Day

December 22, 2023 Longrider 3

Dawn Butler. Labour MP Dawn Butler has vowed to report online message board Mumsnet to the Metropolitan Police after users on the site and other social media slammed her […]

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Ship of Fools

December 12, 2023 Longrider 9

They live among us. They vote. One in five Britons would support the reintroduction of a Covid lockdown right now – even though the worst of the […]

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Good Grief!

December 10, 2023 Longrider 12

Really? A man has bizarrely claimed King Henry Vlll ‘s sandals could be Greggs steak bakes, which could make him a time traveller. The Twitter user, Luke from Manchester, posted […]

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Yeah, Right

November 27, 2023 Longrider 10

The Guardian would know all about toxicity. Next year’s general election in Britain could be the most toxic in decades. Two things, Reform UK and […]

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Thick, or What?

November 24, 2023 Longrider 17

Apparently, I’m not very bright. Brexiteers have responded with fury to a new study claiming Britons who voted to leave the EU are less intelligent […]

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Tosser

November 21, 2023 Longrider 12

Half Whitty. England’s chief medical officer Professor Sir Chris Whitty has told the Covid inquiry that the first lockdown in March 2020 was imposed “a […]