oh do fuck off
Tosser of the Day
Ryan Coogan. Picture the scene: you’re waiting at the tube station, about to start a long day of work. You’re tired, you’re cold, you’re annoyed because […]
Yeah, Fuck Off
War is not an option. Argentina’s new president, who won a resounding victory on Sunday, has suggested that he wants to get the Falklands Islands […]
Mine Didn’t
I wasn’t disturbed. Millions of mobile phone in the UK emitted a loud alarm today as part of a new public alert being tested by […]
How About the British Way?
How about telling the prodnoses where to get off? Several ‘killjoy’ councils are forbidding unauthorised picnics to celebrate the Coronation of King Charles III. North Somerset Council has […]
Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind
Seems Charlie boy wasn’t buying it. Meghan Markle was left upset after a letter from King Charles did not address her belief that neglect led […]
Oh, Fuck Off!
Stick it up your arse. The UK is set to test a frightening ‘Armageddon alarm’ within weeks which will see thousands of people’s phones flash […]
Self-Awareness, Much?
Not with this cretin. Matt Hancock today announced he will quit Parliament at the next general election to explore ‘new ways to communicate’ with the public. […]