The Gate’s Over There
Fuck off through it and don’t come back. Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates has warned there is a ‘way above five per cent’ risk the world has not […]
oh do fuck off
Tainted Love
So, woman writes hugely successful series of children’s books that are subsequently made into equally successful films. But she taints this by stating biological facts. […]
Simple Answer Here
And that answer is “Fuck off.” Beloved tea cake makers Tunnock’s this afternoon found themselves the unlikely cause of Britain’s latest culture war – after […]
More Ecoloonery
Nope. Britons are used to checking traffic light scores to compare the calorie, fat, sugar or salt content of different foods, but will a new […]
Greta is Back
The whiny child is back with her nagging. Greta Thunberg has lashed out at Britain for ‘lying’ over its climate change credentials in a stinging Unicef speech. […]
I Don’t Think So
Footballers have a duty to educate… England manager Gareth Southgate has today insisted his players have a duty to ‘raise awareness and educate’ both on […]
The Clap’s Back
Only with a different name. Brits will once again applaud out heroes who are working on the frontline during the ongoing Covid-19 crisis. Clap for […]
What Planet?
We are so far down the rabbit hole and through the mirror that it’s becoming ever more difficult to discern news from parody these days. […]