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Tosser of the Day

January 7, 2024 Longrider 7

Ryan Coogan. Picture the scene: you’re waiting at the tube station, about to start a long day of work. You’re tired, you’re cold, you’re annoyed because […]

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The Gay Ghettos

January 6, 2024 Longrider 12

I have never identified myself by my sexuality and I don’t take notice of it with others. I really couldn’t care less, but this is […]

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Nasty Moron of the Day

December 22, 2023 Longrider 3

Dawn Butler. Labour MP Dawn Butler has vowed to report online message board Mumsnet to the Metropolitan Police after users on the site and other social media slammed her […]

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Well, Yes…

October 9, 2023 Longrider 9

Is there any respite? If Dry January wasn’t depressing enough for thirsty chaps like me, there’s another one now: Sober October. All right, £789,000, at […]

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Good Grief

May 1, 2023 Longrider 8

I had no idea there was such a thing. A row has broke out at the start of #NoMowMay as eco-warriors are being accused of trying […]

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I Hope They Are Happy

February 27, 2023 Longrider 3

This is why he was being deported. A Jamaican criminal who avoided deportation following legal challenges backed by Labour MPs and a host of celebrities […]

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Go Woke…

July 1, 2022 Longrider 15

Go Broke. Halifax’s pronouns badge PR disaster has sparked an exodus of customers and their savings today as its bosses were branded ‘old fashioned bullies’. […]

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Eff Off

June 1, 2022 Longrider 1

WordPress is pushing its virtue-signalling bullshit onto my phone. No, I don’t want to celebrate pride month. You can stick your rainbow where the sun […]

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Yuri Kidding Me…

March 19, 2022 Longrider 21

WTF!?! Seriously, WTF? The first man in space, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, has been stripped of his honours by the Space Foundation. In Luxembourg, a […]

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The Mask Slips

December 4, 2021 Longrider 12

Sometimes, you have friends who aren’t really friends at all. This can go on for years before something brings it to light. I recently had […]