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WTF?

January 2, 2025 Longrider 15

It’s winter, FFS! The NHS has warned people not to go out early in the morning or late at night as the country braces for three […]

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Um, Well, Yeah

December 11, 2024 Longrider 2

This is news? Britain will endure another deep freeze tonight after temperatures fell to -11C (12F) as 80 areas remain on flood alert and rail […]

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Not Me

December 6, 2024 Longrider 20

For fuck’s sake. The UK government has sent an emergency alert to the mobile phones of millions of Britons as Storm Darragh is set to spark flooding […]

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It Snow Joke

November 14, 2024 Longrider 8

Well, yes it is, actually. Millions of Brits are set to shiver when the mercury drops in the coming days, with a new map showing exactly where we […]

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Thy Name be Ashley

October 20, 2024 Longrider 8

It’s raining outside and there’s a bit of a bluster. Typical for the time of the year.  It’s called Ashley, I understand. I know they […]

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Quelle Horreur

August 18, 2024 Longrider 7

How awful. A plume of hot weather pushing in from North Africa looks set to scorch parts of Britain, according to the latest weather maps. Mapping from WX […]

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Bollocks!

July 17, 2024 Longrider 11

It’s called summer. UK hot weather maps turn bright red as scorching 31C blast to smash Britain in hours Two things. It’s the middle of […]

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You What?

April 4, 2024 Longrider 9

You are kidding me. If you see a chain dangling from a house’s gutter you might just assume it is a quirky piece garden decor, […]

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Exactly Wrong

February 12, 2024 Longrider 6

Like the boy crying wolf, the met office is at it again. New weather maps have shown the exact moment Britain will be blasted by […]

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I’m Bored Now

February 4, 2024 Longrider 5

It’s February. We tend to get cold weather in January and February, even into March in these northern climes. Since Christmas, we’ve had repeated warnings […]