Sheryl Crow and Toilet Paper

April 23, 2007 General News, Humour, Uncategorised 3

There are times when words fail me:

 Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using “only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

How, I wonder, does Ms Crow believe that this would be policed? She hasn’t thought this one through, has she?
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3 Comments

  1. No, no, no. The best part of her statement is the way she builds up to her mighty proclamation as if she’s about to reveal the wisdom of the ages.

    “Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

    This twittery is actually the product of a process. A process which doesn’t the slightest bit about where the raw materials for paper are grown.

    For a giggle, here’s someone else consumed with delusions of their own importance.

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