The Vatican and Driving

Oh, dear, oh, dear. I do wish religious leaders would confine themselves to their churches. When they step outside of their usual arena they have an unfortunate habit of making complete tits of themselves.

Here, in that very vein is a story that made my day – well, I needed a chuckle:

The Vatican has issued a set of “10 commandments” for motorists to promote safer driving.

The “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road” call on drivers to respect speed limits, refrain from drinking before driving and avoid cursing.

Well, it was a good start… But curing? Do me a favour, please… The first toss-pot that pulls into my path is treated to a stream of invective as I take avoiding action. That stream of invective is a very useful safety valve. For me, at least… Apparently, this also includes rude gestures. Oh, dear, the ribs are going again…

Roman Catholics are also urged to make the sign of the cross before setting off on a journey.

Er…

It says that automobiles can be “an occasion of sin” – particularly when they are used for dangerous overtaking or for prostitution.

Er… Both at the same time, perhaps? What has prostitution got to do with road safety?

“We know that as a consequence of transgressions and negligence, 1.2 million people die each year on the roads,” he said.

“That’s a sad reality, and at the same time a great challenge for society and the Church.”

On balance, perhaps the Church should stick to the holy communion and leave road safety to the professionals…