Don’t These People Have Editors?

A story by Richard Alleyne in the Telegraph on the matter of very old clams:

So significant is the find that Help The Aged have awarded a £40,000 grant to the team to investigate how the molusc, born when Queen Elizabeth I was on the *thrown and William Shakespeare was writing The Merry Wives of Windsor, has survived over the centuries.

Good Lord!

And on the matter of clams… Perhaps Ron Hubbard had a point after all….

*my emphasis

Update: Looks like they’ve noticed