I seem to have reached a certain time in my life; a time when everyone appears to want access to my personal and private information. If it isn’t the local council asking to poke about in my house for the purposes of their housing condition survey, it is the Department of Health and their associates in the UK Biobank project wanting access to my health records and bodily fluids. It would seem, now that I am of a certain age, I’ve become interesting…
The UK Biobank had slipped under my radar up until now – when both I and Mrs L received invitations to attend a provisional appointment for the purposes of an initial assessment. While I have no problems generally with epidemiological studies over decades – such as this one is – equally, I have no particular desire to be involved, just as I have no desire to participate in any survey about anything. And, please, before some socialist comes along and points out that I have some sort of civic duty to become a guinea pig; this is voluntary and I have no such civic duty, so kindly resist the overwhelming temptation to lecture me, you’ll only get an acid response.
As participation is entirely voluntary, I have cancelled the appointment. In part, because I will no longer be living in the UK and not least, I am yet to be convinced that my personal and private information will remain personal and private; This, from the information leaflet:
Participation involves a minimal risk in relation to the use of personal information. Great care will be taken to ensure the confidentiality of all data (see below), and the risk to participants of a breach of confidentiality is considered very low.
And:
UK Biobank has put a number of rigorous procedures in place to protect the confidentiality of participants. These include:
Keeping information that might identify individuals (such as name and address) separate in UK Biobank’s data bases from other information
about participants. Computer security to block unauthorised access (for example, by “hackers”) to the computers that hold personal information. Access to personal information is restricted within UK Biobank, and all
staff sign confidentiality agreements as part of their employment
contracts. Data or samples provided to researchers will not include personal
identifying details. This should prevent identifiable information from being used – inadvertently
or deliberately – for any purpose other than to support the project.
Well, yes, but this is the Department of Health we are talking about, so I view this assurance with some scepticism. I have no faith that any government department will safeguard my personal information. Consequently, I am disinclined to give them any more than is absolutely necessary.
So, how many other old codgers out there have been invited?
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Update: This makes interesting reading. Just as well I declined. I’ll be keeping my genes to myself, thankyou very much.
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Update: Mrs L was livid when she opened her letter of invitation. Although, like me, she is annoyed at the persistent attempts at data mining that are going on, she was particularly incensed that these people had made an appointment before asking if it was okay and did she want to volunteer. This piqued me, too, but I rather skipped over this aspect in the post. Generally, in a polite society, if you want someone to do you a favour, then the done thing is to ask nicely and if they say yes, then and only then, do you start making appointments. Mrs L isn’t going to bother cancelling hers; she is simply not going to contact them and not going to turn up. Her attitude is that it is their doing if it inconveniences them – or, to put it bluntly; fuck ’em!
Not old enough yet, thank goodness. But I’d tell them to get stuffed on principle.
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Ditto…
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I seem to be too old for anyone to want any of my bodily fluids, unfortunately…
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Much as I sympathise with your wife’s sentiment, you have to remember who works in these places. Nobody gives a toss..it’s just another form.If you do or do not turn up it’s irrelevant.There is a mindless bureaucratic machine at work that churns this garbage out day in and day out.If you were not braindead when you were hired, then you are after 6 months working with this stuff.Todays civil servant is a box ticking mindless automaton.They are pitiable.
You’re probably right – but it will be an appointment they won’t give to some poor sap who reads the letter and thinks that they have to go because it is some kind of medical. Besides, Mrs L refuses to respond to unsolicited correspondence and that’s her last word on the matter. 😀
“Have you seen the film The Island? Seems that’s where we’re headed.”
You mean, we can engineer the murder of our wealthy celldoner and walk off into the sunset with all his possessions? Score!!
And you gentlemen get to sleep with Scarlett Johanssen. Well, there’s always a downside… 😉
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I’m glad it wasn’t just me that thought it bloody rude to book an appointment then tell me about it. I looked into biobank to find out who they are and what they do. Several commentators said that biobank was collecting samples in the hope of being able to use them in the future! So they don’t even know why they are collecting these samples.
Indeed so. There is nothing that makes a compelling case for taking part. The whole thing is very vague – a gene fishing expedition. Well, fine, but not my genes. And, indeed, a lesson in manners is appropriate.
Incidentally – you wouldn’t be the same Tim C at Evans, by any chance?
“Mrs L was livid when she opened her letter of invitation. Although, like me, she is annoyed at the persistent attempts at data mining that are going on, she was particularly incensed that these people had made an appointment before asking if it was okay and did she want to volunteer.
My sentiments exactly. And one of the reasons that I will not be participating in this project. Apart from the fact that I think it’s all deeply sinister. Do you know that they hold the property and intellectual property rights to your samples and data if you consent? It’s in the small print. You could wake up one day and find your DNA has been copyrighted (it’s already happened in other places).
(nb I found this blog by searching for the truth about UK biobank).
I was aware of the intellectual property issue – Like you, I did some research when I got the letter, too. 😉