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  1. Nah, if you are still breathing, chances are they’ve not yet developed opposable thumbs. As long as you still control the tin opener, you can live.

    For now…

  3. No.

    Research at several leading British universities has shown that the number of successful attempts by cats to kill people that they own is insignificantly small.

    You can sleep easily in your bed tonight – thanks to this useful research paid for by generous British tax-payers.

    However, you can expect that the government will soon decide, on the basis of no evidence whatsoever, that feline terrorism is a major threat to the country. Regulations will be introduced which will allow any cat to be held without charge for 42 days.

    Your owners should be glad that you are in France.

  4. We are being ordered about by but four of the little fiends, here, and still all that saves our bacon heretofore is that they are so intractably at cross-purposes.

  5. Once I let my cat out of its box, it’ll be bloody furious. I would be worried…

    (PS only just came across a write-up you did of a blog article of mine many moons ago… thanks!)

    Schrödinger (this name is entirely random, I’ll be back to normal soon)

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