Month: July 2013

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No, They Are Not

July 25, 2013 Longrider 6

What a fucking twat. Well, except for one small thing: most Android phones are rubbish. I use an Android phone. It is far from rubbish. […]

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Quite

July 24, 2013 Longrider 5

While on the subject of cycling… “Our goal is to send a message to cyclists about safety,” Gascon said. “Just because you are riding a […]

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Actually…

July 24, 2013 Longrider 13

It is… Yes of course you should wear a helmet. But this is a case of civil liberties – if not quite on a par […]

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We Happy Few

July 24, 2013 Longrider 3

This story shall the good man teach his son;And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,From this day to the ending of the world,But we in […]

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Chortle

July 17, 2013 Longrider 4

The government has shelved plans to introduce a minimum price for a unit of alcohol in England and Wales. Minister Jeremy Browne said the policy […]

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Ups and Downs

July 17, 2013 Longrider 3

The virus attack is slowly receding. I’ve had a chesty cough, blocked sinuses, physical weakness and difficulty breathing. Last night, I woke up with conjunctivitis. FFS! […]

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This Bloke…

July 17, 2013 Longrider 6

Is a fucking idiot with too much time on his hands. You can sign off with “regards”, which means, quite literally, “I have no regard […]

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Notoriety

July 16, 2013 Longrider 4

Nicholas Brooks is my cousin’s son. I feel for her at the moment, even though we’ve not been in contact for a long, long time […]