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It’s The System, Innit?

May 31, 2015 Longrider 8

God, but the fucking Guardianista are still fucking whingeing about the election result. This time, Andrew Rawnsley is complaining that we woz robbed. There is […]

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I Didn’t Know

May 26, 2015 Longrider 12

Thus sayeth the idiot who mowed down a three-year old on a pavement. He claims two things; firstly that he has been misrepresented and secondly, […]

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First World Problems

May 18, 2015 Longrider 5

Too much choice. I hate making consumer choices at the best of times, because I have this uncomfortable suspicion that big companies are trying to […]

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National Service Revisited

May 18, 2015 Longrider 5

Further to my abrupt dismissal of Prince Harry’s call for the reintroduction of national service, Yiannis Baboulias explains far more eloquently than I did just why […]

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Fuck Off!

May 17, 2015 Longrider 5

The ginger spare wants to bring back slavery. Prince Harry has called for the country to bring back National Service after revealing his time in […]