It has now placed processed meat in the same category as plutonium, but also alcohol as they definitely do cause cancer.
Put that bacon sarnie down! Now! Okay, maybe not.
However, this does not mean they are equally dangerous. A bacon sandwich is not as bad as smoking.
How reassuring. But as dangerous as plutonium, I presume…
What the WHO and the taxpayer-funded parasites are failing to mention is that as we have eradicated so many other diseases and that we now live longer than previous generations, we have to die of something. Cure cancer and it will be alzheimer’s – or something else. Cancer is the disease of a wealthy, well nourished long-lived society. Previous generations were unlikely to be lucky enough to live that long.
So, yeah, I’ll be doing with this health scare precisely what I have done about all the rest; ignore it and carry on as before. Tomorrow morning, I’ll have an extra rasher.
That’s the key descriptive applicable to all these entities, parasites, those that don’t fall into this category can be described as corporate facilitators, most can be described as both.
So, bacon is no more dangerous than plutonium? Excellent! Nobody was killed by radiation at Fukushima, and Chernobyl’s wildlife is apparently flourishing better than it was back when that reactor was still operational.
So, WHO, I’ll take that as explicit acknowledgement that bacon isn’t, in fact, particularly dangerous.
Reading this prompted me to look at the packet of bacon in my fridge.It is labelled Kiwi Middle eye. (I am in New Zealand)
I never knew that Kiwis were processed like that, but it does taste just like normal bacon, delicious.
Really, these people and their reports need to be traeted with the contempt they deserve.
“Really, these people and their reports need to be treated with the contempt they deserve.”
By setting them on fire and using them to grill bacon?
Anyway, I’m wondering if the US is now secretly funding a project to weaponize bacon. It’d bring the fighting in the Middle East to a very quick, tasty, and (hopefully) crispy, end.
I love the smell of fried bacon in the morning!
I think that News Biscuit has pretty much got this kind of thing summed up:
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/27/being-alive-kills-you-new-research-reveals/