The Mockney twat just can’t stop himself.
Jamie Oliver has indicated he will campaign to kick the Conservatives out of office if they fail to come up with a bold child obesity strategy in a more “ninja” campaign for the sugar tax.
The celebrity chef said he would work to get ministers “out of power as soon as possible” if their proposals – expected within weeks – fail to live up to expectations.
And who, precisely, put this poltroon in charge? There is a mechanism for removing governments and that is an election. Childhood obesity is not a matter for the government and it is not a matter for Jamie Oliver, it is a matter for parents and no one else. Given that the whole thing is massively overstated anyway, we don’t, actually, have a problem that needs fixing. So Oliver can go fuck himself and the sooner the better. I object to this nasty little totalitarian assuming that he knows better than we do how we should live our lives and who should represent us in parliament.
Meanwhile Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary, said a sugar tax remains on the table and pledged to oversee a “game-changing” plan for tackling obesity in Britain.
We don’t have an obesity problem. We have a public health problem – that is, the various fake charities sucking at the taxpayer’s teat have cried”wolf” about this to the point where it has become accepted as a truism. It is not. BMI is a flawed metric, yet these charlatans use it to determine obesity and conflate slightly overweight with obese to exaggerate the non-problem.
We don’t have a problem. It doesn’t need fixing.
Speaking on BBC One’s Andrew Marr Show, Oliver appealed to the Prime Minister “as a parent not a politician” and urged him to “be brave and be bold” in his proposals.
I do likewise. Have the courage to tell the fat-tongued fucker where he can stick his tongue.
The relationships that I’ve built with many incredible NGOs over the last handful of years, I think we’ll have to just change our strategy, get more ninja, go a bit more underground and a little bit less nice.
You have never been nice. You are a nasty interfering totalitarian fuckwit. My health and everyone else’s health is none of your damned business so butt out and mind your own. And the parasitic NGOs are a symptom of what is wrong with this country. Defund them. Defund the lot of them. And do it now.
I think we need to sort of try and get them out of power as soon as possible because child health has to be central to a healthy prosperous economy. It doesn’t matter what government it is, it doesn’t matter. I don’t think it will be pretty.
Which brings us to where we came in. Was Oliver a candidate on the voting slip? No? Well fuck off, then. We didn’t vote for you so you don’t get to decide who represents us in parliament you evil little fucker.
Campaigners and experts have increasingly warned about the damaging effects of high sugar consumption on the nation’s health, even saying it should be seen as a “national threat” alongside terrorism.
At which point rational people will quite rightly stop taking them seriously. This takes hyperbole to new levels of stupidity.
Much as we wish he would do so it would be physically impossible for him to fuck himself. He’s so chubby he simply couldn’t get round to it if you see what I mean. Seriously though he is a loathsome piece of work.
Oh, don’t go bringing common sense into it…
Very well put. I read his Sunday Times article in disbelief, he seems like someone with fantasies about being in the Gestapo.
As Grandad says though, at least he helps highlight the “mindless morons” who are snobby and arrogant enough to think it’s their place to dictate to others how they and their families live their lives.
C’mon, Jamie has created a recipe for a scrumptious Xmas pud, a serving of which provides just 123% of an adult’s daily sugar intake.
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/fruit-recipes/gluten-free-christmas-cake/#BS22cfSC514CEFEx.97
Can’t disagree with this, Mr Oliver is a tosser of the first order who shouldn’t be given the time of day. There was an article comparing Oliver with Ramsey, it pointed out that while Oliver had made a lot more money, Ramsey was the only one of the two to have gained Michelin stars.
I am hoping for an end to his career sooner rather than later.
Have eaten three times at Gordon Ramsay restaurants, Chelsea and Cape Town, three of top four eating out experiences for my wife and I (other was Alain Ducasse in Hong Kong).
Ate in Jamie’s Italiian in Brisbane at Christmas (chosen by someone else), very, very average, apart from the company, not at all memorable and will not be repeated.
drunk on his own celebrity.
If you really want a perspective on dear Jamie, try a meal in his restaurant in Cambridge. Not impressed.
If he applies the same level of expertise to his campaign against the government then they’ve nothing to worry about…
I wouldn’t mind if he was half decent at what he’s “famous” for,fuckwittery aside. Tried one of his recipes once ,it was disgusting,marmalade with hot cross buns and custard. Oh it was hideous. What a bell end.
Anything marketed with said twats face on the label, or any ‘celebrity’ chef for that matter, gets mentally labelled as overpriced tat and avoided like the plague. Same for his ‘health’ advice. I think he has an overinflated sense of his own popularity.
Yep being a celeb chef automatically gives you political power. Living in Yaya land makes it so- go tell it to the Kardashians.
I am yet to see this particular fat little fucker stop trying to drum up publicity for his book sales and instead actually stand for Parliament.
How about it Jamie? You’re a noble fella (cos you keep telling us so). Why not stand for election as an MP and see how far you get?