Only not Bernard Black, it seems.
A shop owner branded the ‘bookseller from hell’ because he charges customers 50p to enter his store has been accused of ‘abusive behaviour’ and told to change his attitude or leave town.
More than 20 complaints have been made to Hawes Parish Council about Steve Bloom, who owns Bloomindales in the North Yorkshire market town.
Mr Bloom has been accused of being ‘miserable’ and ‘rude’ to customers who refuse to pay his entry charge and labelled a ‘discredit to the town’.
Council chairman John Blackie said members want him to change his attitude to customers or leave the town.
This guy makes Bernard Black seem positively genial. But… But… But… Note the point here; he owns the shop. If he wants to charge people to enter it, well, it’s his gaff, his rules. If he wants to be rude to people coming in, again, his gaff, his rules. If people don’t like his attitude – and I certainly wouldn’t – then the solution is remarkably simple – don’t patronise his bookshop. If there are sufficient amounts of people annoyed by his behaviour, trade will vanish and he will go bust. That’s how it works.
This isn’t the wild west where the sheriff gets to run people out of town because they don’t like them. I repeat – it is his property. He gets to say who comes in and he gets to decide the ambience once they do come in and if he wants to charge a refundable entrance fee, well so be it. It’s odd, but that’s up to him. And, frankly, John Blackie has no business telling anyone to change their attitude. Least of all on their own property.
Did I mention private property yet?
He said: ‘I have received more than 20 letters of complaint in the last four years about the abusive behaviour of Mr Bloom – by letter, email and telephone.
‘More recently we have had four, including one from a Dr Bates on holiday from Shropshire, who wrote to say he found his behaviour totally unacceptable and considered he was a discredit to the town and its other traders.
Er, so what? It’s a discredit to him and no one else. And the solution? Oh yeah, I already said.
‘But we have sought legal advice and have been told his behaviour does not constitute a public nuisance.’
Of course it isn’t. Get over yourselves and leave the bloke alone. One of two things will happen – people will stop going to the shop and he will have to close it. Or, possibly, the notoriety you have just given him will prove to be a boon to his business. Some people will happily pay to be abused.
Ahem!
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Update – on the matter of property, this makes things a bit more clear.
He also said he would ask the trustees of the charity Hawes Market House, in whose premises the shop is based, to warn him he could be thrown out.
Okay, so the charity owns the premises in which the shop is sited, which puts a slightly different spin on things. That said, the same basic principles apply – providing he is not in breach of the rental contract, there’s nothing to bother about.
Mr DiDuca said Mr Bloom was not doing anything to breach his contact so there was no reason to evict him.
There you go, then. They could, of course, terminate the contract when it expires so again, their gaff, their rules. But until then, if he is operating in accordance with his contract, his gaff, his rules.
Mr Bloom is obviously a fan of Fawlty Towers and is modelling his business on it. Perhaps this publicity will result in a TV spin-off and Mr Bloom will receive royalties.
@LR,
“Some people will happily pay to be abused. Ahem!”
A subtle reference to Impress and a Mr Max Mosley I presume?
I’m fondly remembering a trip to ‘Wan Kees’ in Chinatown…
“Sit there! THERE! Wa you wan..?”
I was thinking more Bernard Black in Black Books, hence the title of the piece.
If he wants to alienate customers in the age of the ‘read a sample free then get the book instantly’ Kindles, then why are the town council bothering?
Some people still like physical books, of course, just as some people still like their music on vinyl.
I went to the local council to get warm, get my feet up and a cuppa tea that I was paying for with my rates and they refused me entry. I thought it was very rude and something should be done about it. Off to the pictures next to see what they say about me just wandering in without paying.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. OK, so he asks for a refundable fee, He’s often rude. Well f*cking whoppee, It’s his business and if it goes down the swannie because of his behaviour then I have no sympathy.
The villain in all this is John Blackie, what f*cking business is it of his? Who is he? Attitude police or summat? It’s always the same innit – some peeps just have to poke their effin’ noses in and “correct” others behaviour. Butt the f*ck out!
After returning to this post several times, I am still struggling to put into words my thoughts on the people who think that this guy’s behaviour is any of their business. Live and let live is such a simple maxim, alas, too difficult for some to understand it seems.
Quite so. My ghast is flabbered too.
What I find worrying is that supposed adult visitors consider that running him out of the town which they consider him to discredit is a proportionate response to his manner and poor business sense.
I have a vision of these adult visitors looking down the High Street of Hawes expecting the shop owners to spring out of their doorways and launch into a song and dance routine in which each owner has a little solo spot in which to offer their wares to the visitors before disappearing back into their shops (think “Half A Sixpence”) leaving the visitors raring to spend their dosh in said shops :>