Infamy

They’ve all got it in for me. Apparently. Well, apparently someone has taken a hit out on me:

Hello there,

Ihave got a personal site that have all sorts of services which i sell in dark net.Nearly anything from entirely messing up peoples organization to human injury and many others, however absolutely nothing significant just like killing.Quite often it is some shit similar too declined relationship or competition at the workplace.Anyway i have been previously contacted this week by client to place an purchase and also particular target is not surprisingly you.In a instant and painless manner.To be honest i only receive money soon after each complete task and so choice to get hold of you before, to be able to pay off me for remaining inactive this i in some cases proffer the victim.In the event that i do not obtain what im requesting,my person will fulfill the order.Yet if i will generate a deal, apart eliminating the order you’ll be able to receive full details relating to the client that i have discovered.Shortly after the order is complete,I often wipe out the hitman also,so i have got a decision, acquire 1200 from you, basically with no effort, or simply to get four thousand from purchaser, yet to lose my executor.

I am obtaining transactions solely by Btc aka bitcoin , this is my btc transaction address

From now on you have only 24 hrs . to balance transfer.

Oooer…

Oh, and the answer is “no”.

12 Comments

  1. You would have thought such a person would be a bit more accurate with his English grammar; perhaps he is a Nigerian prince fed up with people turning down his offer of money and has decided to get his own back.

    Anyway, have yourself an enjoyable Christmas and New Year, and – just in case – I have enjoyed your posts for quite a while, and will miss you.

    • There is a theory that the poor English is a ploy to weed out the more intelligent so that only the gullible fall for the scam. I don’t buy it myself – only the gullible will fall for it no matter how well it’s written.

  2. I got one of those a few days ago. I’m still waiting for the hit. To be honest, I was a bit insulted by being worth a mere 4,000. There again, they didn’t mention the currency.

  3. Not a very professional hit man who tries to play off the target against the guy who is paying him. I would have thought that the kind of people who pay to have people killed don’t really appreciate being pissed about like that.

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