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Self-Awareness, Much?

December 7, 2022 Longrider 3

Not with this cretin. Matt Hancock today announced he will quit Parliament at the next general election to explore ‘new ways to communicate’ with the public. […]

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Oh Dear, How Sad…

December 7, 2022 Longrider 10

Never mind. I remember Ioan Gruffud when he featured in the Hornblower series. I’d read the books and was eager to see them televised. To […]

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Hitting the Funny Bone

December 7, 2022 Longrider 10

Or not as the case may be. An advert for beer company BrewDog has been banned over a “tongue-in-cheek” claim that its fruit-flavoured beers constitute “one of […]

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Really?

December 5, 2022 Longrider 12

I don’t know what the RAC is on, frankly. The RAC has blasted the ‘big four’ supermarkets for failing to slash the price of fuel […]

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We Need a Lesson

December 4, 2022 Longrider 7

Not from those two narcissists, we don’t. Meghan and Harry’s upcoming Netflix documentary may criticise the Royal family and even the public over the way the couple feel they […]

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Taking the Piss

December 3, 2022 Longrider 18

Literally. Microchips could be installed in urinals to spy on your wee, a minister has suggested. It might sound bizarre, but it could ease pressure […]

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Arsehole of the Day

December 3, 2022 Longrider 6

This is a double for Matt Hancock. Matt Hancock has revealed that he had to fight the urge to tell Donald Trump to take his own advice and […]

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Well, Well, Well

December 1, 2022 Longrider 8

And whose fault is that? Britain will face a ‘prolonged period’ of deaths due to the pandemic — but not from the Covid virus itself, […]