Of Course…

Right on it…

I am  Scott Morgan, director of the claims department with a bank here in London,  United kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear to claim the total sum of Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand British pounds (GBP20.5M)in the codicil and last statement of a Deceased Customer  (Name now withheld for security reasons). Kindly contact me for more details.

Yours faithfully.

Scott Morgan.

If I came down with the last shower of rain, of course.

6 Comments

  1. I await with bated breath the news of a Nigerian Prince dying with billions of dollars/pounds in the bank that he wanted to give away but couldn’t due to the cynicism of the rest of the world …

    How blue in the face will I be before that happens, eh?

  2. Scammers are getting worse or perhaps they’ve discovered that Joe Public is so gullible they don’t even have to try?

    I had an e-mail supposedly from the local teleco the other day and apart from the glaring grammar and spelling errors they didn’t even bother to include a logo…

  3. What an incredible coincidence?

    Hello beloved friend,

    Please, I am MR. White of the Claims Department with a bank here in London, United Kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear to claim the total sum of Twenty Five Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds in the codicil and last testament of a deceased

    customer (Name now withheld for security reasons). Kindly Contact me for more details.

    I look forward to your response, treat as most confidential
    Most Sincerely
    White

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