The New Woman

This, apparently, is what a woman looks like.

The Starbucks manager filmed screaming at a customer for being ‘transphobic’ after she used the word ‘lady’ to describe a non-binary member of staff is an outspoken campaigner for trans rights, we can reveal.

Until today the identity of the coffee shop worker filmed berating a woman and throwing her out of a branch of the chain in Southampton in footage that went viral has remained secret – but MailOnline can reveal she is Luna Spain, 28.

Nah, not really, this hideous creature is, of course, a man. He will always be a man. Fortunately Starbucks saw the light and sacked him as was right and proper given the way that he behaved towards a paying customer. I rather hope that future employers will give him a wide berth as well. That said, if I had my way, they wouldn’t need to because he would be a guest of his majesty in an establishment where the fellow guests will more than happily indulge his delusions of being a woman. Unfortunately, the Mail still persists in using feminine pronouns to describe him when it’s obvious from a glance that he’s a bloke and always will be.

18 Comments

  1. We have a man who dresses as a woman in our local bank. He’s obviously a man, what with the beard stubble etc., no matter how he dresses. He’s also got a ring through his nose. Maybe it’s a sign, a signal to like-minded folk, like homosexuals who tended to sport a moustache when I was younger.

  2. Hang on. I’m a bit confused here. So the “female” member of Starbucks staff who screamed at a customer for being “transphobic” was ranting and screaming at the customer because she “misgendered” *another* member of staff? So this particular Starbucks has more than one transsexual or “non-binary” member of staff. Is that it?

    • Well wasn’t the one who got sacked the manager? So trans manager hires another trans person.
      Now I’m not making accusations of favouritism or preferential hiring practices anything…

      • Possible although hiring may be above his pay grade. He is likely to be the shift supervisor. The word manager gets used a lot these days when it doesn’t really apply.

    • Yep, those places draw them like magnets.

      My local country pub is run by a good old old-fashioned gay couple with a lovely poodle. Cask ale is top notch. There’s no propaganda, the clientele is mostly pit village ruffians, there’s no homofobia to be seen.

      Then I ventured into Durham city pub and there was a trans “woman” ie a man behind the bar, boy was he sulking and moody, a chip on his shoulder.

      Just a meaningless anecdote from my life.

  3. The cunt got sacked, and if Luna Spain is on his birth certificate then I’m Arnold Palmer!

  4. Up until recently I worked with a trans woman who once said that if your not prepared to have a laugh and a joke about it then being trans is not for you

  5. Re your penultimate sentence, forcible buggery in prison is not a judicial punishment. I fully support the need to protect society from dangerous felons but our jails are a disgrace.

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