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Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

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Glorious Irony

February 26, 2024 Longrider 16

A pompous cycling activist has been hoist by his own petard. A cyclist who reported a driver for using a mobile phone at the wheel […]

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Jumping the Gun

February 18, 2024 Longrider 7

I wasn’t aware that Sir Kneelalot was the PM of Israel. Sir Keir Starmer has called for an end to the fighting in Gaza “now” as […]

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Cry Me A River

January 20, 2024 Longrider 3

The poor little diddums is scared. Match of the Day star Gary Lineker has revealed he has been hit with threats after retweeting a post […]

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Makes You Proud

January 15, 2024 Longrider 7

To be British. BA passengers who blocked the deportation of a gangster have been blasted as “ill-informed do-gooders” by the home secretary. It has been revealed […]

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Crying Wolf

January 15, 2024 Longrider 6

Be afraid. Be very afraid. World leaders are gathering for the World Economic Forum’s annual summit in Davos which begins tomorrow. Eagle-eyed observers spotted a […]

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Tosser of the Day

January 7, 2024 Longrider 7

Ryan Coogan. Picture the scene: you’re waiting at the tube station, about to start a long day of work. You’re tired, you’re cold, you’re annoyed because […]

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Spare Us

October 19, 2023 Longrider 21

God spare us from the puritans who would dictate our lives. Fuck off and die, the lot of you. A couple of sausages and rashers […]

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Er, Excuse Me…

October 6, 2023 Longrider 12

Since when has UK politics been any of your business? Belgium’s transgender deputy Prime Minister has blasted Rishi Sunak and told him not to ‘join the bullies’ following his […]