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Fuckwit

July 8, 2024 Longrider 9

This is not a relationship, this is keeping a pet. A tough love dating coach has declared women should immediately block anyone online if their […]

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More Football

June 18, 2024 Longrider 8

I have no idea whether this is a big problem or not. Or whether it is a problem at all. Keir Starmer has called for […]

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Authoritarian Arsehole

May 10, 2024 Longrider 19

If in doubt, ban it. Lord Blencathra offered his ‘full support’ to the Bill before backing a call from Natural England chairman Tony Juniper for […]

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Barclays Bank

April 22, 2024 Longrider 19

Cunts. Okay, let me clarify. Yesterday I bought a motorcycle. This beauty is a direct replacement for my 2018 Z900RS. Normally, I don’t buy privately, […]

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Glorious Irony

February 26, 2024 Longrider 16

A pompous cycling activist has been hoist by his own petard. A cyclist who reported a driver for using a mobile phone at the wheel […]

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Jumping the Gun

February 18, 2024 Longrider 7

I wasn’t aware that Sir Kneelalot was the PM of Israel. Sir Keir Starmer has called for an end to the fighting in Gaza “now” as […]

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Cry Me A River

January 20, 2024 Longrider 3

The poor little diddums is scared. Match of the Day star Gary Lineker has revealed he has been hit with threats after retweeting a post […]