X Marks the Spot

Following the hissy fits from the Groan and the people at Clifton suspension bridge, I’ve finally decided that it’s time. I resisted Twitter and that was always the right decision. Now, however, I think that I should join. So, @LongriderMark is where you will find me.

11 Comments

  1. Really brilliant responses to stupid twitter posts turn up as collections on sites like Bored Panda. We will know that you have arrived when one of your put downs appears.

    • The plod don’t pay for very expensive repair to their expensively paint schemed vehicle.
      Plod will not be charged with animal cruelty.
      Plod will not be in any way responsible for the Far Right Hindu riots.
      Just do not tweet hurty words about what you have just seen.

  2. I noticed that once a week the algorithm goes all wonky. Under “for you” tab I suddenly get lots of woke and left wing posts and not the usual pro Israel pro Trump pro right wing anti left anti government. Strange!

  3. Chernyy Drakon,
    I understand that that footage was taken over an hour after the cow got loose. An hour in which several members of the public were injured, and three vehicles were damaged (two in a collision), and two vets refused to come out with tranquiliser guns. Unfortunately, there was also a dearth of horse riding cowboys with lariats available that night.
    The Police creed is “Protection of life and property”. What would you have done?

  4. I had heard about that but not seen the footage. Horrifying, stomach churning, lost for more words. I hope the senior officer who ordered that loses his job.

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