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Yeah, Don’t Think So…

March 9, 2020 Longrider 6

Following my decision to register as an enhanced riding instructor, I needed to get myself sorted with professional indemnity and public liability insurance as I […]

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Betteridge of the Day

July 26, 2019 Longrider 4

Are speed limiters the best way to reduce road deaths? No. Fuckwit. This is an EU “safety” directive. Speed limits have nothing to do with […]

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Bird Brain Challenge

January 12, 2019 Longrider 5

I’ve never bothered to get involved in silly challenges. The one the other year that involved throwing a bucket of cold water over your head, […]

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Recycling Old Bollocks

January 4, 2019 Longrider 17

Or, as the progressives would say, victim blaming. Cycling campaigners have reacted angrily to a tweet from the Highway Code that said cyclists should wear helmets […]

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Testing Twats

December 5, 2018 Longrider 4

Following on from their bullshit survey that has come to the predetermined conclusion that whitey is racist, the Guardian has gone further and decided that […]

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It Had to Happen

August 11, 2018 Longrider 27

That a motorcyclist would kick the racism thing back. A motorbike instructor has slammed a garage for ‘racism’ after he was allegedly told to remove […]

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There’s Chutzpah

August 1, 2018 Longrider 33

An insurance company tries to sue the parent of a child their insured ran over. In the judgement she said Caine, who had briefly left […]