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Sheer Insanity

October 3, 2020 Longrider 6

Covid is taking Christmas off. Boris Johnson has hinted the Rule of Six could be suspended on Christmas Day to ensure a family of five can have both […]

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No!

September 14, 2020 Longrider 34

I will not become an informant. Ministers today urged people to snitch on their neighbours if they are flouting new ‘Rule of Six’ coronavirus curbs. […]

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Fuck Off Boris

August 2, 2020 Longrider 24

Can you tell that I’m back yet? For fuck’s sake! Millions of overs 50s could be given orders to stay at home as part of Boris […]

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Chaos Ensues

July 24, 2020 Longrider 23

So face nappies in shops is going well, then. Shoppers across England were left confused today as senior police figures urged retailers to enforce the […]

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And So It Starts

July 14, 2020 Longrider 19

Demonise the refusniks. PEOPLE who refuse to wear a face mask to reduce the risk of coronavirus have lower cognitive ability, new research has found. […]

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Fucking Idiots

July 14, 2020 Longrider 21

Mandatory face nappies. Face masks will become mandatory in shops across England, ministers are to announce on Tuesday, following mixed messages, a cabinet split and […]

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Gove is Right

July 12, 2020 Longrider 6

Michael Gove trusts us to make sensible decisions. That’s a bit unusual, but let’s make the most of it. Senior minister Michael Gove has said […]

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Authoritarian Fuckwits

July 10, 2020 Longrider 20

Blojo is considering making the wearing of face nappies compulsory in English shops (Oh, FFS! – Ed). This despite the evidence for their effectiveness being […]

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Seen Elsewhere

June 25, 2020 Longrider 4

I can’t take credit for this, but I’m not arguing with it: Thus far the year 2020 has been a genetically modified year in which […]

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As Experiments Go…

June 1, 2020 Longrider 3

This one will be interesting. Experts have warned that the coronavirus lockdown is being eased too quickly making a second spike ‘inevitable’ and police have said […]