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Perverse Incentives

September 26, 2024 Longrider 8

There’s a lesson here. An antiques dealer familiar to millions on TV and her husband were fined £3,000 after contacting British police to report a […]

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Experts

September 7, 2024 Longrider 12

Whenever I see ‘experts‘ being reported in the news, my head sinks into my hands. Drivers over 70 should have compulsory eyesight tests with some […]

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Tosser

August 26, 2024 Longrider 15

Fucking moron. At 18, I can do all those things, not least run for election myself. And, for the most part, it is right that […]

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Missed Darwin

July 15, 2024 Longrider 12

These two need to try harder. This is the horrifying moment a married couple leapt off a railway bridge into a 90ft deep gorge to […]

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Ship of Fools

December 12, 2023 Longrider 9

They live among us. They vote. One in five Britons would support the reintroduction of a Covid lockdown right now – even though the worst of the […]

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Idiots

August 29, 2022 Longrider 8

How stupid do you have to be? At least 47 per cent Tory voters want energy to be nationalised, finds poll Nearly half of the […]

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Oh, Good God!

July 20, 2022 Longrider 6

When did we become such a bunch of pussies? A Samsung ad criticised for showing a woman running alone at 02:00 has been cleared by […]

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Three Months

November 29, 2021 Longrider 18

Will the insanity never end? Gap between second dose and booster reduced from six to three months At the risk of going all Victor Meldrew, […]

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Cretin

October 8, 2021 Longrider 9

Cristo interviews Liam Norton. What is interesting is that the Insulate Britain cult has decided on someone who isn’t very bright as their spokesman. Not […]