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Zilch

January 3, 2023 Longrider 15

Stupid question from a stupid writer from a stupid outlet. What would you do to support the NHS? My mother gave up her festive tipple […]

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Disband It

December 26, 2022 Longrider 13

Destroy it. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth where it once stood. Woke NHS bosses are forcing interview panels to explain why they have […]

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This is Why

December 20, 2022 Longrider 10

We have little sympathy for the NHS. Health chiefs are planning on forking out £100,000 on a woke scheme that teaches NHS staff how to treat pregnant transgender men inclusively. It […]

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Taking the Piss

December 3, 2022 Longrider 18

Literally. Microchips could be installed in urinals to spy on your wee, a minister has suggested. It might sound bizarre, but it could ease pressure […]

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Okay, Fine

July 25, 2022 Longrider 7

I’m up for that with one caveat. Patients should pay a fee of up to £8 for every day they are in hospital, a former […]

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They Won’t Let Up

July 18, 2022 Longrider 9

Despite absolutely none of the covid restrictions working, the charlatans want them back. Well, fuck off. Economically-crippling Covid restrictions need to be brought back immediately […]

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Erasing Women

April 28, 2022 Longrider 8

Despite the backlash against attempts to erase women in favour of a tiny minority of trans people, the NHS still hasn’t got the memo. Maternity […]

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Insanity

April 17, 2022 Longrider 15

The definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing in the hope of a different result. Sun worshippers have been urged to wear face […]

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About Time

March 18, 2022 Longrider 37

The moronic covid regulations are falling by the wayside. They must never be allowed to happen again. Tourism companies have hailed the ‘final game-changer’ as […]

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More on My GP

March 8, 2022 Longrider 18

Following on from my frustrations with getting anything out of my GP, who still seems to be hiding away from the big bad bug, I […]