A Little of What You Fancy

Apparently, wine increases a woman’s risk of contracting breast cancer:

Drinking three glasses of wine heightens a woman’s risk of contracting breast cancer as much as smoking an entire packet of cigarettes, scientists warn.

Presumably not the same scientists who have this to say in the same paper on the same day:

A glass or two of wine can boost our ability to remember, according to a new study.

Scientists have found that moderate amounts of alcohol challenge the brain and it responds by improving the memory.

There’s a moral in there somewhere…