Bella draws my attention to this little shit. Alfie McKenzie managed to commit electoral fraud and voted despite being only 14. Apparently, he isn’t sorry about breaking the law, he is merely sorry he got caught. Anyway, what does this learned, politically astute boy have to say?*
I’m a socialist, I’m really, really interested in politics.
Ah, an idiot, then. I used to be a socialist when I was younger. I was an idiot, too. The evidence head-butted my opinions with the velocity of an enraged bull charging at my red-ragtag socialist opinions, demolishing them utterly. I did the sensible thing; I changed my opinion.
As I said to my headteacher today, regrettably I’m only sorry that I got caught. I would be a Labour supporter, but I voted Lib Dem tactically: I would have been interested in a Lib-Lab coalition, but Clegg is in with Cameron right now, isn’t he? I’m not really a Cameron man.
Jesus! He isn’t sorry he broke the law. So, that’s a future citizen for you. Sod the law. And, Alfie, you are not a Cameron man, that’s true – but more importantly, you are not a man. That is why you are not allowed to vote, you lack the maturity to make a valid decision. And if we needed further evidence of that you provide it in abundance:
I was at the polling station by 10 past seven. I dressed really carefully, in my trenchcoat, with my glasses, and I was careful to wear my posh shoes. I put on a posh accent, sort of southern. I reckoned if they thought I was a Tory voter nobody would suspect me, because it couldn’t have made any difference in this constituency.
Twat!
It’s a shame that the police, despite looking into the matter, are not taking it further. An example would have been desirable. If nothing else to this obnoxious brat’s parents who demonstrated so little spine they might just as well be molluscs.
Half an hour later he was called out of class again and told the Sun was on the phone and wanted to speak to him. “I’d never speak to the Sun,” he said firmly, “I’m a Guardian reader.”
Definitely a twat. A law breaking twat at that.
His mother, Nadine Wiseman, is finding it hard to take a suitably stern line on her son’s behaviour. She said: “He’s fabulous – there’s never a dull moment with Alfie around.”
Nadine Wiseman is a stunning example of the stupidity inherent in Britain today. Although I recall similar expressions of indulgence from admiring parents when their precocious offspring behaved abominably when I was growing up. God help us, this stupid woman does have the vote and in four years her noxious little brat will be entitled to vote legally. Lord help us.
*Again, I realise that I am stretching the English language beyond its natural level of elasticity.
“I’m a socialist”
Since this isn’t an offence against political correctness, naturally the police are not interested. It’s not as if he was calling a police horse gay, is it?
he was called out of class again and told the Sun was on the phone and wanted to speak to him.
What kind of school interrupts a lesson to call a pupil to the phone?
Either someone’s got an overactive imagination or the boy’s education is in the hands of gibbering imbeciles. Whichever is true, it says a lot about the status of education in this country that such a scenario is considered plausible.
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Well, at 14, he certainly has the mental age and maturity of a socialist!
Both? Worrying, isn’t it?
Indeed. Hence my referring to my youth 😉
He’ll fail to get his.
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Gah! I was going to say the same kind of thing. I’ll scratch the draft, then. 😉
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I used to be a socialist when I was younger. I was an idiot, too.
You and me both, Longrider, that’s why I find them so worrying.
I used to be a National Socialist when I was young,
now I have swung further to the right.
All parties competing in foolish “General Elections” are
bolshy,get shut ,fresh start ,please, for the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeldrens sake.
Supervised Anarchy
Er, yeees… Meanwhile, back on planet Zog…
XX Ah, an idiot, then. I used to be a socialist when I was younger.XX
I used to be a bit more right wing as a 14 year old, than I am now.
Now I just think Mussolinni and Franco are much misunderstood.
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Wyre and Preston North is very near to me. It’s about a mile away. It’s a beautiful collection of areas that you southerners would enjoy if you came up in summer.
Beacon Fell, Myerscough College, Garstang, Poulton-le-Fylde… lovely, lovely area.
Wyre and Preston North is solidly Tory anyway – no danger of anything else. I expect UKIP and the Libertarians didn’t end up doing much.
I’m still intrigued as to how the little socialist squirt managed to vote though. The voting system does want looking at though I wait with trepidation and what they will introduce in its place.
Little Alfie McKenzie was on the front cover of the Garstang Courier. So fame at last for the little fucker.