Come up with some research that deduces the blindingly obvious.
Having a hangover does not influence when a drinker will have their next tipple, public health researchers have discovered.
I knew that forty years ago. Can I have some money, please?
The results, published in Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research, come from a study of 386 young adults – many of them US college students – who were asked to keep a diary over three weeks about their drinking.
Sigh… Statistically insignificant. File under “junk”.
I should have been a research scientist:- money for old rope, no common sense, no imagination and little intelligence required.
Much easier than working for a living…