I Beleive

January 25, 2015 Longrider General News, The Secular World 5

Oh, Lord! Welcome into your bosom, the sinner who has seen the error of his ways, for miracles do really happen.

A nun living in an Italian convent has given birth to a surprise baby after complaining of stomach pains, according to the Italian press.

The nun, who came to Italy from South America, belonged to an order called the Missionary Sisters of the Love of Christ in Macerata, located in the Italian region of Le Marche.

She says she had no idea she was pregnant.

Immaculate conception. I’m sold.

 

Or she could have just had an illicit shag. Tough call, eh?

5 Comments

  3. ‘the convent said the woman “is not a nun, is a girl that we are helping” possibly because she had not yet taken her vows.’
    Oooo look…a clue!

  4. Yeah like Yeshua ben Joseph, after his mum, Miriam had a good shag ( esp given that Joseph was just a front-man )

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