Sometimes, you just have to smile…
A German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.
The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.
But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.
His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds.
Snork.
I don’t buy ‘botched robbery’ after all how much money can a johnny machine contain and then split 3 ways.
Probably mindless vandalism which I abhor, so result anyway
Whichever it was, it demonstrated that there is some justice in the world after all.
Presumably they were after the money rather than the connies. Unless they were desperate to have safe sex, had no change and were too embarrassed to buy them at the supermarket.
So the fucker became the fuckee.
You can take performance art too far, I think. Still, it brings a whole new meaning to the term “blow job”. Clearly the chap wasn’t wearing enough — drum-roll please — protection.
The jokes practically write themselves.
(What? Too soon?)
Definitely not too soon.
I’m can only hope he blew his brains out before he could breed. The fact that he was after condoms shows my hope is probably not in vain. Though what good they would be with after being blown up is anyone’s guess.
Natural justice.
Depressingly, this is the only kind left these days.