Harry and Megan the movie.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry‘s dramatic departure from the Royal family is being given the Hollywood treatment and turned into a Lifetime TV movie.
Bosses at the TV network have been given the green light to start work Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace which will focus on the lead up to Megxit and the aftermath.
It’s been given the title Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace and Lifetime bosses have promised the movie will reveal “what lead to the ultimate break from the royal ties”.
I for one will not be watching this tedious dross celebrating a pair of self-obsessed narcissists.
I’m sure I won’t need to watch it, it will be paraphrased frequently.
It will be pure fiction of course, an appeal for consolation, support and more importantly money and fame for a second rate B list acting sympathy singularity.
Why bother? I’ve already watched Dumb and Dumber………..
Thank you for making me laugh: great comment.
It will be bland and inoffensive and full of unprovable, undisprovable statements about “feelings”.
Any solid statements and they will get their arses sued off them.
Yeah I wondered (cynical old me) if that explained their reluctance to name the person who asked about the baby, assuming it even happened in the real world rather than in their heads (I did say I was cynical).
“Wahh, we’re leaving!”
“Off you fuck then”
*End credits*
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
OMG it will be a version of Bewitched but without the humour.
Presumably this is just another chapter in their “Just leave us alone to live our lives quietly.” master plan. But who would play them? My first thought was Alan Carr in a ginger wig and false beard, but he would be too macho for the now pussy whipped ex squaddie. The role of Meghan would be more difficult to fill. I’d go for Halle Berry, being half black and half white, as long as she got her t*ts out at regular intervals. If colour isn’t all that important, what about Jo Brand for a bit of woke realism?
Well, Greta Garbo, she ain’t…
More in their squalid little tale of how penalised they are by us white Englishmen.
Rarely have I seen such goodwill squandered so rapidly and decisively.
Perhaps they can get Sparkles to perform as herself. I mean she already knows the lines of the script…
Q: Will it tell the truth?
A: It will tell her truth.
Pure fiction based upon the selective recollection of a D-list ex-celebrity of a Canadian TV soap opera.
At least Joseph Goebbels insisted on mixing plenty of action and romance with his lies and propaganda.
I find it hard to believe that even Hollywood wants to re-shoot a cinematic version of that 2 hour bullshit session that they did with Oprah.
From today’s Telegraph:
“For a public figure they must be the five most terrifying words in the language: “Tom Bower’s writing your biography”. So there’s likely to be wailing and gnashing of teeth in Montecito today with the news that Bower has signed a six-figure deal to write the unofficial life of the Duchess of Sussex.”
Unlike the proposed film, this will pull no punches at all. He’s eviscerated many a pompous ego before.
Oh, dear, how sad, never mind.
Thanks for the advice: I’m now saving up for a bulk order of popcorn.
There could be a run on it.