I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.
A naked couple sparked outrage by performing a ’45-minute sex show’ in full view of horrified VIPs at exclusive celebrity hangout the Chiltern Firehouse – on the same night pop sensation Dua Lipa partied there.
The pair scandalously engaged in all manner of sex acts up against a frosted window in their hotel room at the west London venue – with the bedroom lights on, leaving nothing to the imagination – above a rear entry door used by Lipa and her friends on Saturday evening.
A source said the couple were ‘really going for it’, adding: ‘They’d left the lights on in the room so it was illuminated for all to see.
Okay…
‘They went on for ages, in all sorts of different positions, as more and more people gathered below in shock.’
Because, obviously, you have to watch for the whole 45 minutes, just to make sure that you are, indeed, shocked. A pair of binoculars will help with getting a proper view, so that you can check that you are properly shocked of course.
BTW – who is Dua Lipa? Never heard of them.
Shocked or envious? Asking for a friend.
Free porn, I guess. Shocking.
“…more and more people gathered below in shock.”
I love that bit, it was so traumatic that people were practically queuing up to be shocked.