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Holy Cow

January 21, 2023 Longrider 7

The descent into idiocracy continues apace. Ramblers are demanding new laws to protect them from ‘killer cows’ after the deaths of 32 people in the […]

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A Fool and His Money

January 21, 2023 Longrider 13

Facepalm time. An elderly couple were duped into handing over ‘nearly €1million’ to fraudsters after becoming the victims of a so-called ‘pig butchering’ scam. Paul […]

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The Joy Police

January 18, 2023 Longrider 11

These people really do worry that someone out there is enjoying themselves. If you work in an office, you know the drill. It’s someone’s birthday […]

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What Goes Around…

January 17, 2023 Longrider 14

…Comes around. In 2004, I set this place up in direct response to the attacks on our civil liberties by the Blair government. Specifically, their […]

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Idiocracy

January 17, 2023 Longrider 5

Truly, we are entering an age of antiscience. A Green MSP has claimed Scotland ‘should be exploring’ opportunities for children as young as eight to […]

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Poe’s Law Strikes Again

January 15, 2023 Longrider 5

He’s feeling ronery. North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is heavy drinking and regularly crying as he battles a midlife crisis, experts claim. The dictator […]

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Cahones

January 15, 2023 Longrider 10

It seems that we do have a government minister with balls after all – and it’s a woman. Suella Braverman has said she will not […]

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Cui Bono

January 14, 2023 Longrider 3

Medicate everyone, why not? About 15 million more people in England could be prescribed daily cholesterol-lowering statin pills to cut their risk of heart attacks […]

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What’s the Inverse

January 14, 2023 Longrider 3

of evolution? Pupils at two schools in Essex have been banned from having any physical contact while at school. Parents and carers at Hylands School […]