Month: February 2023

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Tempus Fugit

February 23, 2023 Longrider 7

Five years already. No, time does not heal. Not a day passes when I don’t think of her. Not a day passes when I ask […]

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Fuck Off

February 22, 2023 Longrider 7

The pair of you. Sir Tony Blair and Lord Hague have called for everyone in the UK to get digital ID cards as part of […]

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What A Surprise

February 22, 2023 Longrider 3

HMG can’t run a piss up in a brewery. The government’s flagship green heating scheme has been described as “seriously failing” by a Lords inquiry. […]

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I’m Sure

February 21, 2023 Longrider 5

Waaaaah. The South Park episode mocking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle hasn’t gone down well with the royal couple, according to reports. Last week, the adult animation series set its sights on […]

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Fuck Off

February 20, 2023 Longrider 21

And when you’ve done that, fuck off again. Climate change could be tackled with the help of a World War II-style rationing of petrol, meat and the […]

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Mum and Dad Scam

February 20, 2023 Longrider 15

This one is still doing the rounds. The text message began: “Hi Dad!”. The sender informed pensioner Graham Price* that their phone had fallen down […]

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Popcorn Time

February 19, 2023 Longrider 17

The runners and riders are at the starting gate. Scottish Health Secretary Humza Yousaf and former minister Ash Regan have announced they will stand to […]

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Well, Duh!

February 19, 2023 Longrider 10

As with everything else covid related, we are finally vindicated on the matter of face nappies. Masks made ‘little to no difference’ to Covid infection […]

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Just When You Think…

February 18, 2023 Longrider 13

That it couldn’t get worse. Some of Britain’s most popular sitcoms and greatest works of literature were flagged as potential signs of far-Right extremism by […]